just keep running

i didn't manage to finish my chem paper.

fuc*. @ 18:17

happy birthday to me.
if u wished me, thank you. if not, well, u've got some time left. xD

God bless. @ 23:35

it's starts tmr. i have no idea how to pass chinese.

10 days more. just 10 more days and im done. 240 hrs more.

wtfage. @ 20:45

in my last post i photocopied my hand. this post is going to take things to a whole new level.


rudi's face!


osborne!


lol guess who?

ok. im off to mug. no time alr. be back after promos. bye.

God bless. @ 22:49

oh well. for the millionth time i've said this. i really should be mugging like crap now, as my class in doing cos there aint a single soul of them online right now. but anyway, i had this irresistable urge to blog today. lol.

well anyway, i was on my way to my (lousy) school today when i spotted 2 men standing right smack outside the side gate, dressed extremely formal. and i mean extremely. trousers, leather shoes, long sleeves, tie and all. and they were like, giving out stuff. like flyers stuff. my first question was, what the heck were 2 formally dressed men standing outside the sidegate of nyjc at 7am in the morning giving out stuff?

it was this blue little thing that i initially thought was packets of tissue papers. you know how those property agents like to print their faces on tissues packets and distribute them. personally i think that quite a dumb idea cos there's a real high chance his/her face is going to end up in a dustbin or on a table in a hawker center.

and what i just did is called digression. back to the guys. i didnt take those things cos i had no need for tissue paper.(or so i thought those things were) i later found out the little blue things were this:-


in case u can't see the words, they read "New Testament" and "Psalms Proverbs".

ZOMG! they were giving out free Bibles! as in, seriously free. i don't believe this man. i've 2 of them sitting in my bag right now. im going to show them to Mong tmr. lol.

seriously, i don't understand the big hoo haa since i've been going down to hoGc.(for that record, it's only been 2 times) i know i've always used to be against the whole christianity thing before, but hey, great experiences change perspectives okay. and yes, i do love going down to hoGc and i'm quite sore bout the fact that i can't for the next 3 weeks cos i have this thing called the promotional exams. but after the promos im going, and im going to smoke my dad through it. hah. that Bible's going to come into handy, lol.

ok. i shud probably start studying. as a leaving picture:-


this is what happens when there's 1 credit left in the photocopying card. that's my hand, btw. yes, i photocopied my hand.

ok. i'm off. take care and God bless. @ 23:09

Targets:

H2 Chemisty: A (or B)
H2 Math: C
H2 Physics: F ( this is going to be a piece of cake.)
H1 Econs: as long as i pass.
H1 Chinese: honestly, i don't care.

1 week left! time to CHARGE! @ 23:47

i went back to hoGc today again. =D

it's been an interesting church visit. hold on. it's the more interesting one out of the 2 i've had so far. don't get me wrong, in both visits, the content i was given were equally great. today we even knelt down. i think i'm turning into a christain soon. 3sa said i recieved Chirst. Mong sent me a cool animation on God. haha.

but my mind's still in a whirlwind right now. no, it has nothing to do with what was said in hoGc. i think only mong knows what i'm saying here. i actually typed out a whole confession of feelings but eventually decided not to post it here. for obvious reasons.

oh well. if you know what i'm saying here, good for you. if not, you probably don't need to know. @ 22:13

What a bad day.

For starters, I ponned math lecture just to go study. Then I discovered something legendary. I lost my wallet. and I get damn super irritatingly pissed when I lose my wallet cause losing a wallet comes with a whole shitload of trouble. I have this irritating habit of taking out my wallet whenever I sit cause I don't like the feeling of having a lump at my ass. So apparently, I forgot to put the thing back into my ass pocket after the lesson.

For that record, my wallet has:
1) a super old Care and Share phonecard. it's so old, it's vintage.
2) a bullet train ticket from Shanghai.(used)
3) 2 DaimlerChrysler namecards from 2 big shots.
4) EZ link card that would take a lifetime to replace.
5) CLT identity card that would take yet another lifetime to replace.
6) ATM card.
7) Linkin Park Live In Singapore $152 ticket and wristband.(priceless)
8) a sec 1 photo of myself.(priceless =x)
9) a 2003 photo of a few Ncc(Land) guys with Ms Koh.(again, priceless)
10) another photo.(priceless)
11) $60.
12) a whole load of other crap.

You can imagine how screwed I felt. Lost and found don't have. The class room don't have. Then I tried calling people to see if anyone had my damn wallet.

me: Is my wallet with you?
alvin: Errr, Wait ah. Ah yes! It's with me. I accidentally kept it I think.

So basically, I worried 1 hr away cause alvin decided to accidentally keep my wallet.I was this close to killing his parents smacking his ass so hard he would bleed to death. =p

Well, in any case, promos is in 12 days. D-Day is coming.

Look what I found in NJC's WEP notes.
A physics student was hit by a brick falling from a house. He fainted, but came to after a while and started smiling. The onlookers were worried, so they asked him why the smile. "I just realised how lucky I am because the kinetic energy is only half m v squared!"

Get it? HALF mv squared? LOL. I swear I was laughing like nuts after reading that. Lol NJC jiu shi NJC. Not like nyjc, lec notes so boring. Only got dumb lecturers telling you that you love organic chemistry. Talk about brainwashing.

Here's 2 things I've decided to do.
1) Blog in good and proper English.
2) I think I'm going back to hoGc this saturday. I THINK.

Oh well, till I decide to blog again, good-bye!

Oh, here's something else I found in NJC's notes.
If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.
-United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure.

ROFL. @ 23:33

hello people.

i really shouldn't be here at this point of time. my promos are in 2 weeks and i haven't covered a lot of shit. and i think studying is a waste of time. why the fuck would i wanna know how to do binomial expansion anyway? the only relevant content i can ever find is projectile motion in physics cause if im gonna be an artillery officer, im gonna need that. yes, it's true. im not bluffing you. accordingly to lester the officers there do PM like crazy. i should have asked them in NZ.

well, back to the point. studying is crap. the only reason im here studying is cuase i wan my damn scholarship. which really isnt that easy cos we have all the rjc tjc whateverjc fighting for the same thing as well. the point is, i dont understand why the same damn ppl keeping getting the same damn awards. look at SAFOS, for eg. the recipiants for SAFOS are ALWAYS either from rjc or njc. how to get?! they even gave it to a china-man this yr. wtf? wait next time he become Chief of Army den we suddenly wage war with china den ownage alr.

whatever. move on.

if u like, u can look back to my post on 9th august where i ripped off quoted justin's blog on a few tk issues. also, if u super power, u can also rmb u went to church last sat.

ok u wanna know the link between the 2, don't u?

he went to HOGC(which was the one i went to as well) ytd and the way he felt was closely similiar to the way i felt. see his blog here.

i jus find it kinda cool i quoted his blog last month and he went to the HOGC one wk after i went. with a similiar experience.

coincidence? @ 21:45

omg!

for the first time since i entered the blogosphere, i've been featured on another blog! lolol. head on down to Mong's blog .

Mong's(take the M from the Ming and the -ong from the rONG) the guy i met in sec 3 cos he was lam's friend and lam was my friend and we were all in the same class. he's also the one that brought me to chruch after i spent a lifetime saying no to churches. oh well. things change. thanks bro. i kinda liked the idea of the blank cheque. lolol.



Mong loves Superman!

pls ignore that photo of penghan and i looking amazingly spastic and retarded on that swing. @ 22:05

ok. im finally in the mood for tags. sorry june and the other guy(i forgot who) that tagged me with the 11 persons tag, i aint gonna do it cos i dont have anything to say to anyone. =x actually i do, but no way im doing it here.

the next one's nicer. from osborne, aka best friend of zipeng.

Seven RANDOM facts about me:
1) i have a bad habit of swearing.
2) i'm trying to change.(really!)
3) i think that old habits die hard.
4) i have a mole in my left eye.
5) i think equality between the 2 genders will never be achieved.
6) i can't swim.
7) i like being bald.

Seven things that scare me:
1) promos.
2) the half marathon.
3) gopal in a coconut bikini.
4) losing my specs.
5) logging onto msn and finding 75% of my contacts having a turtle on their nicks.
6) logging in the next day and finding the same 75% changed their turtles to roses.
7) go figure. this alr happened anw. lolol.

Seven favourite songs:
1) numb - linkin park.
2) red to black - fort minor.
3) chapter 4 - avenged sevenfold.
4) best i ever had - vertical horizon.
5) here without you - 3 doors down.
6) hysteria - muse.
7) qian li zhi wai - jay and ah fei.

Seven things I like most:
1) pool.
2) doing pull-ups. =D
3) hanging out with real people.
4) bowling.
5) long bus rides.
6) my mp3.
7) go figure.

Seven people to do this:

2 wks to promos! and counting! @ 22:08

During history lessons, a robot cheeseball, by the name of Ming Rong ate his disgusting piece of shit and he even put his finger into Yi Liang's nose. Not only that, he called Mdm Mariam and told her he likes her and Mariam said "Go to hell !" But Ming Rong stood straight up AND WENT BESERK.mariam was very touched by him and decided to kneel down and started crying and kicked him and he flew out to Malaysia where he met some idiot called Dr Mohammed Ma-ha-tair and Mong said," Hi Dr Mud!" and Dr Mud gave him a big tight slap so ming rong went crying to his cheeseball momma. His momma laughed and loudly exclaimed,"LOL!" and kicked Mong in his balls and Mong cried, "How dare you!? Oh my balls! godammit they hurt !!!" Suddenly someone by the name of Mao Ze Dong came up and wanted Mong to join the Red Army and overthrow the Qing dynasty and kill the purple dinosaur called Barney!Many kids loved the dino but too bad, he's going down! Suddenly, Power rangers appeared and Pink ranger gave Barney a big hug and started singing the alphabet song! Then Mong took a huge lightsaber and started chanting the Bible verses and started zapping little kids around and Barney cried, "Whee this rocks!" and before long, the teletubbies came! Mong started scratching Po’s big belly and giggled uncontrollably.tinkiwinkie growled in anger and whipped Mongs puny ass and poor Mong gave a sigh and decided to retreat back to his house in the Land of the pineapple hut. But unfortunately, the Dark Lord Daryl arrived and took his own nose and threw it into mr tey's pet jiajie's throat. "ARGH!" He cried, "Get it OUT!" Next, he pummeled the monkey beside him called lam. lam den screeched, "arg damn it!" and poked PH's eyes with his hair,causing him to pee in his red checkered pants and this caused hell to break as he fainted and attracted crowds. Among the crowd, someone screamed out "P Chan is here!". A stinking aura spread throughout the pineapple hut and caused Tey to split his pants and fall on a robot cheeseball! However, the cheeseball decided to fight, and so it took a deep breath and he evolved into a DARK ANGEL MON and his name was now MOJOJOJO!! Cowering in fear, Tey glanced up and cried out but Pchan intervened. She lifted her hideous black head and armpits for everyone to smell and everyone started to feel dizzy and run away, leaving poor Mojojojo to cry out, "Im all alone!" and he began TO GO BERSERK and sang the ABC song again. Then Mr. N-Gage came and madly poked P Chan in its gargantuan eye-socket. A thunderous roar boomed out of its distorted mouth, throwing Mr N-gage on top of Lam's largely overgrown bunch of sweaty little SUMs which were singing merrily when they got squished, so Lam JUST WENT BESERK and took away mong the cheeseball. unfortunately, he encountered Mariams killer peanuts but luckily Lam brought along test-tubes which he used to throw at the peanuts. Suddenly eugene the great smashed the test-tubes on Daryl's nose but unfortunately, eugene killed and pawned himself. Everyone laughed. He became GOD. Ignoring eugene, Lam ate mohamud the potato and mutated into a BBQ-ed rounded oversized carrot! This caused it TO GO BESERK and flew around .Mariam's killer peanuts, which burst open ,then came a gigantic toilet bowl by the name of peng han which bashed up BBQ-ed carrot which gave a screeching yet familiar ABC chant. The peanuts started a sing-along session wif rest of his freaking butter friends which had daryl in captivity. They started to slap Daryl's stupid ears but the ears fought back, making a snapping sound which made spongebob turn a strange 180 degree around before grabbing the head of Johan who was "innocently" staring at joanne who was staring viciously at Juang who was staring at himself, crying, cos he had a gigantic maggot wedged between his helium filled hands. this caused a huge commotion from within Juang's stomach, which had mostly food and drink but not today,there's magical happenings within juang's intestine which bulged up huge robot cheeseballs with small dotted cranberries oozing out blood from themselves. Shocked, Juang swallowed lactate dehydrogenases, resulting in a huge expansion of an extremely large axonal process of loud burps, which caused everyone to start eating robots and this also made ph's goldfish gasped in full concentration, as it attempted to piss onto the peanuts which produce green flat beans that smells terribly. They looked like Mdm SHIRLEY ONG, who had an enormous bad temper. She whipped out a robot cheeseball and stuff it into ms seah's mouth and laughed hysterically straight in her fit of death. *this doest work* In a flashback she remembered Mong whom she had an intimate affair for a long 57 years and decided to pull her into his arms and embraced her unnaturally enormous but he squashed her hip and her bones broke so she kicked him in the toilet and flushed him to Malaysia where he discovered another fellow robot whom he also had a scandalous affair with. This made the robot tingle with uncontrollable excitement and caused the whole earth to shout "Mong is the most pink git around with the most Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hair in the whole of bikini bottom". Then, along came patrick and he too had the most Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hair which measured a few lightyears in radius. Mong was jealous and took a pair of wirecutters and shaved off the super-whatever hair. Sadly, it fell to the hard to the portside and then floated to tiki tiki land. The tiki-tikirians enthusiastuically sat on their sacred object which was in their sacred room which was at a sacred place that so happened to be located at a place which was called "the place of the big great river of zimbabwae" and so June decided to follow the tiki-tikirians to the tuuku-tuuku land where the tuuku-tuukurians decided to try some exciting stuff that involved the big blue rocket shooting off to get to mariam from bolsheviks who were holding a red book with a funny and weird costume with a picture of daryl in shorts shoving Mao's face into ze dong's body, followed by cutting the Da Vinci Code into a million tiny weeny mini super small pieces for midgets to fold cute origami that looks like the cute juang. Mariam began to tear the origami and stuff into her own gigantic big nose hole. Then, she start to feel very exasperated, in a rush, she ran to tombola island and found out that i live in a hut that looks like the head of the cookie monster. I was shocked and quickly ran towards the nearest amusement park and started screamin his freaking head off. It was because he had saw the cookie monster.Now, elmo was rushing towards him with a rubber ball in his nose, which he use it to shoot at sum. However, the rubber could not stretch thus it started to form cracks and start disintegrating and caused elmo to run about in floppy disks which were very fond of whacking Elmo's big red plucking instrument and so Elmo had to call Bungle to help him get it in but he couldnt. so he started to twang the big red twanger and elmo got ultraman to help but even ultraman couldnt get it so Elmo called Santa Claus to call marianne chong to call Bunnett to go disco and eat chilli Sri Lankan crab along with their razor sharp pens so that they could have a really really big and a very messy meal. But then they realised that they had missed out something which was very important so they decided to go to Lam's house to watch hindi movies. Then Lam danced along with his sexy female partner maid in his towel and nothing to hide his sexy hairy leg which is sickening . In his golf sanctuary, where all his little lepricons named: yiliang, lamda together, they made merry. hah ha. They partied till lamda felt the immense inner strength of Ru Lai from Ru Hua seep straight into his calvin klein straw hat. Now he started to go berserk and took the liquor and shoved it all the way up the cervix. This caused much disgust from Chew Wen Xuan who was doing a dance for his future bride to help him in figuring out why eugene was attacked but won undamaged except for his trusty chainsaw bill which was broken due to oxidation by oxygen as the essential element in hot oxy-acetylene with hot cocoa plus green tea mixed with a large quantity of sweet glucose powder that tasted horribly salty. This made them really high and they got diarrhoea they started to roll on their backs to squash the worms which were actually thier pets. They decided to mourn upon their dead pets' graves which were so small that it could not be the real slim shaddy. after mourning, they ordered robot chesseballs for mong to make frens wif so that they could haf fun together at the place where they stayed together for the past few decades under the dull, menacing moonlight in the bedroom of the STEALER (juangs says stealer instead of thief), peng han. They started to devour tonnes of prawns and became allergic. They started to itch badly in different parts of the big, long and hairy chin. They scratched and scratched until they bled. Crimson blood squirted out from the sanquine laceration. Cerulean fluid dripped out and filled the bathtub to the brim. Suddenly, Barney fired a bazooka but unfortunately, Barney's bazooka blew up in his face. No more purple dinosaur, it was a happy time until suddenly, some big fat rocket-launchers came crashing into LKY's head. They were about to be delivered to Osama. Unfortunately, Bush used a bazooka with a shiny juang logo sticker to blast Osama's "big bird" off. This caused several alarming shrieks from the "two cookies" hanging loosely by cheeseball links. This also alerted Mr. Tan Kee Hoe to Mong's invisible triple-headed gutless pet, daryl, the dark lord of swiminess. Its vile stench made everyone in Malaysia smile cheekily at kee hoe and mong. They then tried to strip-search mong for any trace of robot chessballs. After mong was stripped, he ran to mdm mariam for much needed embracing which ended in a big fat kiss on the wanking walnuts. the liquid products produced smelled like putrid poo poo and pee pee but mong managed to gulp it down. This initiated Mong to burp really loudly and explode. Mong's bazookaa shot out a robot cheeseball which turned into an anti-air turret. The aligator lived a life of luxury in the ass of mong. But due to the economic recession, the aligator died. this prompted Mariam to whack mong with a slimy piece of shit. Mariam started preaching with such fervor and intensity that she suddenly started synthesising fingers. These synthesised fingers then surfed a tsunami. This tsunami continued the mariam legacy, but all this ended when they violently attacked mong. Mong whined:" YIlLIANG!!!!!!!!" who came rushing out daryl's ass. this simultanously caused Yoda to yawn....

ok. i bet u're wondering what the hell this is. in short, it's the creation of about 7 16-year-olds with weird minds suffering in the hands of education. =D and if u actually read the whole thing before reading this, im sorry for u. lmao.

mong told today that he believed his O lvl results was only achieveable with God's help. hmmm.

im seriously changing my views on the whole christianity thing. @ 22:33

if u're close enuff to me, i bet u would have hear me say i'll never step into a church.

well, i broke that today. =D

well cos mong asked me to go to his church for a schools seminar and since he's a nice guy i couldnt bear to say no. i told my family im going to a school seminar(which holds some truth in there) but i didnt say church. for the simple fact that it would cause a major uproar in the family. my dad was never a believer and most ppl see me as a non-believer anyway.

but lol, why not. so i eventually ended up at the place at the 6th floor of some building next to SSC where i used to play pool. rofl. there i saw Leon and a tk girl who was somewhat surprised that i came to know her name. lmao.

den we all went into the little room they call the audi. at this point of time pls do take note i have no prior experience whatsoever in a church or anything similiar. like i said, most ppl see me as a non-believer anyway.

so it started with some songs, and the way it went was nothing like i've seen before. maybe cause i'm not exposed to these kind of things, but everyone was on their feet, singing and jumping like nobody's business. it was like the LP/FM gig i've been to, only that the songs were now christian songs and the ppl were singing for a different audience now. den a few ppl went up to talk and together with a few praying sessions. i can't put what i really saw in words, it's like they could close their eyes and jus pray like no body's business and look damn silly, but they don't really care cos they believe God is their only audience and nothnig would distract them. well i dunno. den they talked bout saving the lost and about giving to others. and everyone around was really friendly and nice and enthu throughout the whole thing.

and that got me thinking.

i left the place with mixed feelings. part of me greatly admired the ppl there for their strong faith(this became obvious to me thru the way they prayed, sang etc etc)the other part of me wanted to ask them, how is it that they(or any other Christians, for that matter)believe in this religion so strongly?

ok. fine. there're a milliong other thoughts running throught my mind right now. but im too messed up to convey them in words. maybe tmr. and kudos to mong for asking me to go today. lol.

before i go, im going to leave a little present:
Results from the New Balance Real Run: 5.5km of sand, road and trail.

49 MJ0135 KHEE MING RUDI, ANG SINGAPORE MEN'S JUNIOR 00:23:23 00:23:33
mad bugger, dont care about him. rofl.

72 MJ0140 WEI SHEN ROY, XU SINGAPORE MEN'S JUNIOR 00:25:08 00:25:15
zai zai. lol.

118 MJ0136 JIA JIE, LEE SINGAPORE MEN'S JUNIOR 00:27:41 00:27:49
ok don't compare with the 1st 2 ok? this timing for me good alr. lol.

130 MJ0138 JAMES, TANDY SINGAPORE MEN'S JUNIOR 00:28:17 00:28:25
OMG! I WON JAMES!

=D @ 23:13