just keep running

During history lessons, a robot cheeseball, by the name of Ming Rong ate his disgusting piece of shit and he even put his finger into Yi Liang's nose. Not only that, he called Mdm Mariam and told her he likes her and Mariam said "Go to hell !" But Ming Rong stood straight up AND WENT BESERK.mariam was very touched by him and decided to kneel down and started crying and kicked him and he flew out to Malaysia where he met some idiot called Dr Mohammed Ma-ha-tair and Mong said," Hi Dr Mud!" and Dr Mud gave him a big tight slap so ming rong went crying to his cheeseball momma. His momma laughed and loudly exclaimed,"LOL!" and kicked Mong in his balls and Mong cried, "How dare you!? Oh my balls! godammit they hurt !!!" Suddenly someone by the name of Mao Ze Dong came up and wanted Mong to join the Red Army and overthrow the Qing dynasty and kill the purple dinosaur called Barney!Many kids loved the dino but too bad, he's going down! Suddenly, Power rangers appeared and Pink ranger gave Barney a big hug and started singing the alphabet song! Then Mong took a huge lightsaber and started chanting the Bible verses and started zapping little kids around and Barney cried, "Whee this rocks!" and before long, the teletubbies came! Mong started scratching Po’s big belly and giggled uncontrollably.tinkiwinkie growled in anger and whipped Mongs puny ass and poor Mong gave a sigh and decided to retreat back to his house in the Land of the pineapple hut. But unfortunately, the Dark Lord Daryl arrived and took his own nose and threw it into mr tey's pet jiajie's throat. "ARGH!" He cried, "Get it OUT!" Next, he pummeled the monkey beside him called lam. lam den screeched, "arg damn it!" and poked PH's eyes with his hair,causing him to pee in his red checkered pants and this caused hell to break as he fainted and attracted crowds. Among the crowd, someone screamed out "P Chan is here!". A stinking aura spread throughout the pineapple hut and caused Tey to split his pants and fall on a robot cheeseball! However, the cheeseball decided to fight, and so it took a deep breath and he evolved into a DARK ANGEL MON and his name was now MOJOJOJO!! Cowering in fear, Tey glanced up and cried out but Pchan intervened. She lifted her hideous black head and armpits for everyone to smell and everyone started to feel dizzy and run away, leaving poor Mojojojo to cry out, "Im all alone!" and he began TO GO BERSERK and sang the ABC song again. Then Mr. N-Gage came and madly poked P Chan in its gargantuan eye-socket. A thunderous roar boomed out of its distorted mouth, throwing Mr N-gage on top of Lam's largely overgrown bunch of sweaty little SUMs which were singing merrily when they got squished, so Lam JUST WENT BESERK and took away mong the cheeseball. unfortunately, he encountered Mariams killer peanuts but luckily Lam brought along test-tubes which he used to throw at the peanuts. Suddenly eugene the great smashed the test-tubes on Daryl's nose but unfortunately, eugene killed and pawned himself. Everyone laughed. He became GOD. Ignoring eugene, Lam ate mohamud the potato and mutated into a BBQ-ed rounded oversized carrot! This caused it TO GO BESERK and flew around .Mariam's killer peanuts, which burst open ,then came a gigantic toilet bowl by the name of peng han which bashed up BBQ-ed carrot which gave a screeching yet familiar ABC chant. The peanuts started a sing-along session wif rest of his freaking butter friends which had daryl in captivity. They started to slap Daryl's stupid ears but the ears fought back, making a snapping sound which made spongebob turn a strange 180 degree around before grabbing the head of Johan who was "innocently" staring at joanne who was staring viciously at Juang who was staring at himself, crying, cos he had a gigantic maggot wedged between his helium filled hands. this caused a huge commotion from within Juang's stomach, which had mostly food and drink but not today,there's magical happenings within juang's intestine which bulged up huge robot cheeseballs with small dotted cranberries oozing out blood from themselves. Shocked, Juang swallowed lactate dehydrogenases, resulting in a huge expansion of an extremely large axonal process of loud burps, which caused everyone to start eating robots and this also made ph's goldfish gasped in full concentration, as it attempted to piss onto the peanuts which produce green flat beans that smells terribly. They looked like Mdm SHIRLEY ONG, who had an enormous bad temper. She whipped out a robot cheeseball and stuff it into ms seah's mouth and laughed hysterically straight in her fit of death. *this doest work* In a flashback she remembered Mong whom she had an intimate affair for a long 57 years and decided to pull her into his arms and embraced her unnaturally enormous but he squashed her hip and her bones broke so she kicked him in the toilet and flushed him to Malaysia where he discovered another fellow robot whom he also had a scandalous affair with. This made the robot tingle with uncontrollable excitement and caused the whole earth to shout "Mong is the most pink git around with the most Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hair in the whole of bikini bottom". Then, along came patrick and he too had the most Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hair which measured a few lightyears in radius. Mong was jealous and took a pair of wirecutters and shaved off the super-whatever hair. Sadly, it fell to the hard to the portside and then floated to tiki tiki land. The tiki-tikirians enthusiastuically sat on their sacred object which was in their sacred room which was at a sacred place that so happened to be located at a place which was called "the place of the big great river of zimbabwae" and so June decided to follow the tiki-tikirians to the tuuku-tuuku land where the tuuku-tuukurians decided to try some exciting stuff that involved the big blue rocket shooting off to get to mariam from bolsheviks who were holding a red book with a funny and weird costume with a picture of daryl in shorts shoving Mao's face into ze dong's body, followed by cutting the Da Vinci Code into a million tiny weeny mini super small pieces for midgets to fold cute origami that looks like the cute juang. Mariam began to tear the origami and stuff into her own gigantic big nose hole. Then, she start to feel very exasperated, in a rush, she ran to tombola island and found out that i live in a hut that looks like the head of the cookie monster. I was shocked and quickly ran towards the nearest amusement park and started screamin his freaking head off. It was because he had saw the cookie monster.Now, elmo was rushing towards him with a rubber ball in his nose, which he use it to shoot at sum. However, the rubber could not stretch thus it started to form cracks and start disintegrating and caused elmo to run about in floppy disks which were very fond of whacking Elmo's big red plucking instrument and so Elmo had to call Bungle to help him get it in but he couldnt. so he started to twang the big red twanger and elmo got ultraman to help but even ultraman couldnt get it so Elmo called Santa Claus to call marianne chong to call Bunnett to go disco and eat chilli Sri Lankan crab along with their razor sharp pens so that they could have a really really big and a very messy meal. But then they realised that they had missed out something which was very important so they decided to go to Lam's house to watch hindi movies. Then Lam danced along with his sexy female partner maid in his towel and nothing to hide his sexy hairy leg which is sickening . In his golf sanctuary, where all his little lepricons named: yiliang, lamda together, they made merry. hah ha. They partied till lamda felt the immense inner strength of Ru Lai from Ru Hua seep straight into his calvin klein straw hat. Now he started to go berserk and took the liquor and shoved it all the way up the cervix. This caused much disgust from Chew Wen Xuan who was doing a dance for his future bride to help him in figuring out why eugene was attacked but won undamaged except for his trusty chainsaw bill which was broken due to oxidation by oxygen as the essential element in hot oxy-acetylene with hot cocoa plus green tea mixed with a large quantity of sweet glucose powder that tasted horribly salty. This made them really high and they got diarrhoea they started to roll on their backs to squash the worms which were actually thier pets. They decided to mourn upon their dead pets' graves which were so small that it could not be the real slim shaddy. after mourning, they ordered robot chesseballs for mong to make frens wif so that they could haf fun together at the place where they stayed together for the past few decades under the dull, menacing moonlight in the bedroom of the STEALER (juangs says stealer instead of thief), peng han. They started to devour tonnes of prawns and became allergic. They started to itch badly in different parts of the big, long and hairy chin. They scratched and scratched until they bled. Crimson blood squirted out from the sanquine laceration. Cerulean fluid dripped out and filled the bathtub to the brim. Suddenly, Barney fired a bazooka but unfortunately, Barney's bazooka blew up in his face. No more purple dinosaur, it was a happy time until suddenly, some big fat rocket-launchers came crashing into LKY's head. They were about to be delivered to Osama. Unfortunately, Bush used a bazooka with a shiny juang logo sticker to blast Osama's "big bird" off. This caused several alarming shrieks from the "two cookies" hanging loosely by cheeseball links. This also alerted Mr. Tan Kee Hoe to Mong's invisible triple-headed gutless pet, daryl, the dark lord of swiminess. Its vile stench made everyone in Malaysia smile cheekily at kee hoe and mong. They then tried to strip-search mong for any trace of robot chessballs. After mong was stripped, he ran to mdm mariam for much needed embracing which ended in a big fat kiss on the wanking walnuts. the liquid products produced smelled like putrid poo poo and pee pee but mong managed to gulp it down. This initiated Mong to burp really loudly and explode. Mong's bazookaa shot out a robot cheeseball which turned into an anti-air turret. The aligator lived a life of luxury in the ass of mong. But due to the economic recession, the aligator died. this prompted Mariam to whack mong with a slimy piece of shit. Mariam started preaching with such fervor and intensity that she suddenly started synthesising fingers. These synthesised fingers then surfed a tsunami. This tsunami continued the mariam legacy, but all this ended when they violently attacked mong. Mong whined:" YIlLIANG!!!!!!!!" who came rushing out daryl's ass. this simultanously caused Yoda to yawn....

ok. i bet u're wondering what the hell this is. in short, it's the creation of about 7 16-year-olds with weird minds suffering in the hands of education. =D and if u actually read the whole thing before reading this, im sorry for u. lmao.

mong told today that he believed his O lvl results was only achieveable with God's help. hmmm.

im seriously changing my views on the whole christianity thing. @ 22:33