I think they want 4 A Level distinctions and 3 S Paper distinctions.
Or 4 A Level distinctions, 3 S Paper distinctions and A for GP. (The guy got a C.)
Or 4 A Level distinctions, 3 S Paper distinctions, A for GP plus some weird foreign language paper shit that they got an A at.
I know, there's bound to be some of these weird, sick people out there. In one of those XJCs.

I'm weird and sick too!
I only take 3H2s! I haven't start fighting alr lose liao. Life is so unfair. Zzz.
I honestly think if someone is rich, he/she doesn't even need school. What for? All they need is to hire people who are damn experienced in A Levels, ex-teachers and all that shit, people who know how exactly the papers are marked. One for each subject and he's covered. 8 distinctions? No problem! Got money, can liao. Some people spend more money on tuition and other families spend on food. Amazing. It's unbelievable how life can be so unbalanced.

Okay maybe this isn't enough.
I spend $280 for 4 sessions of math, and I'm bleeding through the nose alr.

Hemoglobin has 3 sub-units blahblahblah.. Or was it 4?
I am suddenly worried about my future.
father: eh, newspaper got this guy A Level distinctions and 2 S Paper distinctions also cannot go U leh. How?
me: er, i think pharmacy (or some shit like that) hard to get in lah.
father: then you go U (if I get there) going to take what?
me: er.
I realised I have no idea what I wanna take in Uni. I'm kinda bent on working in ISD/SAF, but I have no idea what qualifications they look for. My dad says ISD any degree also can one. Where got like that one? I just hope SAF sends me to Sandhurst and I'm done for life, although the probability of that happening is about as high as the probability of you ever seeing Gundam riding a bike.

Eh.. ya. @ 23:03